a little comedic blurb -

Ok, so, the other day I was going about my business...when, apparently, smoke started coming out of my mouth.

Which, as you can imagine, for a non-smoker, is not exactly a welcomed experience.

As my thoughts turned to spontaneous combustion, amid the grand wave of terror that struck me, a little whisper of reason was creeping around the corner.

And then, I remembered, ah....I had just sneezed (hard!) about five times. And before that I had taken some vitamins. Must have been some powdered calcium somehow coming up...

Was a pretty exciting 3.5 seconds.

A nice humorous human moment...